ANNOUNCING A 24 HOUR EXCLUSIVE DEAL FOR TARZAN KAY SUBSCRIBERS ONLY…
Daniel Throssell’s
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Copywriting Giveaway!
“Sure I might be CRAZY — but so is this giveaway! Everyone else pays $3,555 to collect all the RARE & VALUABLE copywriting bonuses on this page. But for the next 24 hours … they’re all totally FREE for Tarzan Kay subscribers who join my email list! It’s all part of my master plan to enslave Tarzan’s BEST subscribers and brainwash them into DROOLING fans of my daily emails … MUA-HA-HA-HAAA!”
–Daniel Throssell
“Australia’s Best Copywriter”
CHANGE DATEEEEEEEEEEEE, 2024
The TL;DR…
1. Opt in to my email list within 24 hours of when my ad ran to Tarzan’s email list (must NOT use fake details or a ‘swipe’ email)
2. Stay on my list for at least 72 hours (so Stockholm syndrome can kick in)
3. You will then receive a rare & valuable collection of copywriting training (ordinarily costing $3,555 to get) totally FREE
4. Keep the training, whether you later unsubscribe or not
Welcome To The Biggest No-Brainer Opt-In Of Your Life…
(aka “You Mean I Really Get ALL THIS For FREE, Just For Opting In?!?”)
G’day—
I’m Daniel Throssell, aka “Australia’s Best Copywriter”.
And if you’re a copywriter (or business owner who writes copy) … I can almost guarantee my WILDLY entertaining email list will be the best discovery you make in 2024.
Or as you, The Reader, are about to say (10 minutes from now):
“AHHHHHH WHY DID I PRESS THAT TIME-TRAVEL LINK IN DANIEL’S FIRST EMAIIIIIIIIL”
But I realise that if I’m spending money on a classified ad to Tarzan’s email list … well heck, I might as well swing for the fences, right?
So, forget my emails for now.
Before we even get to that…
Let me make my email list the EASIEST opt-in decision of your life … by showing you EVERY SINGLE INSANELY VALUABLE BRIBE I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU ABSOLUTELY FREE JUST FOR SIGNING UP:
FREE Bonus #1:
“Email Celebrity” List Building Techniques
A Hand-Picked Selection Of Gems From The World’s ONLY List Building Training Exclusively For Copywriters…
…To Help You Replace (Or Supplement) Your Clients By Building An Insanely Responsive List, As Well As Catch The Attention Of Even The Most Notable Figures In Your Niche
(Note: although Email Celebrity itself is specific to copywriters, these particular strategies are applicable to any kind of email list.)
I’ll be frank:
If you want an email list that responds like this…
“I just subscribed today and I sat for more than two hours reading your email sequence.”
“Daniel Throssell’s emails are literally the f***ing best”
“How am I supposed to focus on my morning routines when the first thing I do is read your email?”
And enables you to get more clients, command higher fees, or ditch client work entirely (like my first ever product launch to 1,000 subscribers)…
As well as gain attention from legendary folks in your niche (such as the email that got me spontaneous promotion and praise from Drayton Bird, perhaps the world’s greatest living marketer)…
“There is nothing new under the sun, they say, but on Monday I saw something entirely new in the realm of copywriting. I suggest you study [Daniel’s email] carefully. It astonished me.
If you want to learn anything new, and I’m assuming you understand the copywriting basics, I suggest you take some time to properly study this.
For the life of me I don’t know how Daniel – who is not mad but extremely well-informed – came up with this extraordinary piece of work.”
Drayton Bird
Former Vice Chairman, Ogilvy & Mather (David Ogilvy’s Right-Hand Man)Then you’re going to WANT what’s in this bundle.
I’ve hand-picked a selection of gems that will show you:
- The “Sales Letter Technique” that gets the most qualified, engaged people signing up your list WITHOUT a lead magnet (and completely disarms and charms the most skeptical ones)
- The crazy “Copywriting Olympics” email which Drayton Bird was referring to
- The pitch email that got me immediately accepted onto The Copywriter Club Podcast with Rob & Kira, instantly elevating my status
- A unique type of “outreach” email that put me on the radar of high status copywriters I later befriended — such as Chris Orzechowski
- Two principles that I used to turn 40 subscribers into 5,000+ (and what I DIDN’T do)
Normally, the ONLY way to access this is to buy my course Email Celebrity for $2,000.
But Tarzan Kay subscribers get it FREE for joining my list today:
…what?!? You want MORE?
Okay, fine. I’ll give you MORE.
Sign up to my list within the next 24 hours and you’ll ALSO get…
FREE Bonus #2:
“The FUN Way To Write Sales Emails”
AKA, How To Write Sales Emails You Love To Write (And That People Love To Read)
Let’s put it this way:
Have you ever read an email that kicked off like this?
Yes, this is a SALES email.
Particularly, a very fun sales email where I happened to (modestly) beat some of the greatest copywriters around in a head-to-head affiliate contest, and made over $200,000 in four days — with a list of ~5,000 at the time.
As you can see, I don’t write “typical sales emails”…
“This just made it into my top 5 all-time-favourite sales emails”
“It’s not typical that sales emails brighten my day”
…so you might be intrigued to learn my “not-so-typical-tips” in this handy little toolkit😎
Inside you’ll find two sales email critiques (where a handful of copywriters got the chance to pay me $1,000 for EACH critique) that will show you:
- How to turn a snooze-worthy “story + tip” email into something readers are desperate to hunt down
- A neat way to elevate your sales angle by accurately channelling your reader’s emotions (and avoiding an awkward transition into your pitch)
Plus a formidable hoard of other goodies such as:
- The full “C*pywr*ting Av*ng*rs Saga” (some of the funnest emails I’ve ever written) where I played out this theme over multiple affiliate contests — and won
- Why you don’t always want to start writing with “the end in mind”
- One crucial reason you SHOULDN’T let people “opt-out” of your launch emails
- A clever way to avoid relying on FOMO
- When you don’t actually need to “sell the product” (and what to do instead)
- How I managed to send EIGHT sales emails in ONE day… that people loved
- The devastating trap most people fall into when trying to leverage curiosity — and makes your sales arguments skippable
- A technique to quickly get “boring” information across, without boring your readers to death
Now, the ONLY way to get these strategies would be to purchase my $1,000 Inbox Detonator Bunker course.
But today, you have the chance to get these for FREE just for joining my email list… without paying a total of $3,555.
(In Australia, the technical term for this kind of offer is *ahem* a “BLOODY RIPPER DEAL”)
*sigh* okay, okay. Guess two bonuses wasn’t enough.
Fine. We can keep going.
*ahem*
BUUUUUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS!
As long as you sign up BY TONIGHT … you will also get THIS extremely valuable bonus:
FREE Bonus #3:
“Email Storyteller” Secrets
Developed From What Are widely acknowledged as some of the world’s best story emails…
…Comes The BIGGEST Email Storytelling Secret I’m Actually Nervous To Give Away
Thankfully, it’s only available for 24 hours.
Because you see, there are a few problems with the way many people handle email storytelling…
Where you can immediately tell it’s going to be a “story + tip” email🙄 (though you’ll learn how to avoid that in the previous bonus)…
Where you get lost, bored, and end up skimming (or straight up deleting)…
Or just feel like *something* is off.
And what’s worse, they usually make terrible sales emails.
But when you DO get it right, readers say things like:
“I was wondering if I was reading a thriller novel … and it just flowed so smoothly into ___”
“Daniel Throssell’s emails give me one more reason to check my phone”
“Your emails are too funny. This is better than Netflix.”
This “sit-com” technique I’m about to hand you is a cornerstone of how I turn a boring story into something fun, fresh and relationship building.
Where many people spend literally HOURS binging my emails after signing up!
Which is why I’m hesitant to give it away to you for free…
In addition to an arsenal of storytelling tricks to go from “life moment” to “story-based sales email”!
Including:
- A collection of my daily “slice of life” storytelling emails which demonstrate the way to tell stories that sell
- How to become their favourite email to read each day
- …and choose to read YOUR sales emails over watching Netflix
- A smart way to use humor (even if you’re not very funny)
- What to do when you don’t have any email ideas and no “stories” happened that are interesting enough to tell (though you can see in the slice of life emails how I spin ordinary moments and silly jokes into entertaining emails)
- Why you shouldn’t “drink coffee” when building an email relationship
- The OTHER way…
- …to use ellipses (other than pure suspense)
- And the lowdown on whether you should use an “email persona” (and why it’s NOT being disingenuous if you do)
This is the stuff that truly separates the pros from the rookies…
And helps you build a highly responsive email list.
You’ll find these secrets tucked inside my $555 Email Storyteller course (this is beta pricing for reasons you’d find on the sales page, however once out of beta it WILL be my most expensive course)…
But for the next 24 hours…
I’ll give it to you FREE just for joining my list:
YO, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.
You did the scrolling thing again.
Can you … please … STOP … doing the scrolling thing.
But, fine.
That’s not ALL, because you’ll ALSO get…
BONUS Experience For Opting In:
The Parallel Welcome Sequence
My TOTALLY Unique Twist On The Traditional ‘Autoresponder’ — Turning A Boring ‘Welcome Sequence’ Into An Interactive Copywriting-Themed ADVENTURE
What if your email sequence had a “magic timer” … that sent your next email at the exact moment someone was checking their inbox?
Your new subscriber picks up their phone …
They start reading emails in their inbox … and …
PING!
Oh look! There’s your new email. Right at the top of their inbox.
You reckon that if you could do that, it might give your open rates and engagement a little bump?
Well, you can.
And it’s called…
The “Parallel Welcome Sequence”.
I invented this concept in 2020 — and it has somewhat taken the industry by storm.
I’ve taught the concept on Rich Schefren’s Steal Our Winners, David Garfinkel’s Copywriters Podcast, Rob & Kira’s The Copywriter Club podcast, and many more.
My sequence literally keeps some new subscribers reading for hours on end…
…because I managed to DESTROY traditional ideas of what a welcome sequence ‘should’ be … and turn mine into an illustrated, interactive, copywriting-themed adventure.
Yet I don’t want to spoil it for you here.
(Since hopefully, you will be experiencing it for yourself in the next few minutes.)
But I’ll promise you this:
The moment you click the ‘Begin Adventure’ button on my opt-in page…
You will be shown an opt-in experience unlike any other email list you have ever seen.
Trust me. It will quite likely blow your mind.
But to see it, you’ll have to…
And … A Final Word About Me
(And My Email List)
All right, look…
I’ve just thrown the kitchen sink at you to get you on this darn email list.
Still, there is plenty more to the myth of “Australia’s Best Copywriter” I could tell you:
How I have helped launch THREE national #1 bestselling books … including the bestselling book in Australian history (The Barefoot Investor) … and the record-holder for most copies sold in a pre-launch (Barefoot Kids, a book I also helped author Scott Pape edit)…
How I am absolutely unstoppable in affiliate contests with A-Listers, placing 1st on the leaderboard (usually by a HUGE margin) in every single one I’ve done in the past 3 years…
How I am so controversial amongst certain “A-List” copywriting circles, that I literally got Copy Chief Live Nashville BOYCOTTED by my mere attendance…
Word around the camp fire is some copywriters are boycotting Copy Chief Live since Daniel Throssell is attending. I don't know what's more amusing: how weak & soft copywriters have become or how these twits don't even realize they're playing Daniel's game and won't win.
— Ben Settle (@elBenb0) August 27, 2023
Or how all the A-list copywriters, bestselling authors, media moguls, top marketers and successful CEOs cool kids dig my stuff.
(And one subreddit hates it.)
“Easily one of the “most swiped” email copywriters on the planet”
Ben Settle
Email copywriting expert“Daniel Throssell is, I would say, just about pretty undisputed the hottest email copywriter walking the planet right now.”
Kevin Rogers
A-List Copywriter & founder of Copy Chief“Daniel, in my opinion, is one of the best copywriters in the world right now.”
Scott Pape
Author of The Barefoot Investor, the bestselling book in Australian history“Daniel’s not so much of a d*ck when you meet him in person.”
Jeff Walker
Internet marketing “OG” and inventor of the Product Launch Formula, possibly the most influential system in internet marketing“You are a force!”
Brian Kurtz
Executive VP, Boardroom“Very impressive.”
Ramit Sethi
#1 NYT bestselling author of I Will Teach You To Be Rich“I’m in the chip aisle reading [your daily email] at Wegmans laughing like a crazy person… people are staring…”
Kim Krause Schwalm
A-List Copywriter“Bam! That [email] was funny.”
Parris Lampropoulos
Widely considered one of the world’s greatest living copywriters(Side note: The email in question told the true story of him hip-and-shouldering me out of nowhere at Copy Chief Live, before telling me to send him the chiropractor’s bill. Dude’s crazy 😆)
“The King of Controversy.”
Chris Haddad
A-List Copywriter“If you’re a copywriter, you should be on this guy’s list.”
Chris Orzechowski
A-List Copywriter“I bow to you. You, and your fancy welcome sequence.”
Laura Belgray
My secret copywriting crush & national bestselling author of Tough Titties“If you’re looking for master copywriters to study … Daniel Throssell should be on your short list.”
Roy Furr
A-List Copywriter“Daniel is a damn serious — and damn good — practitioner of the copywriting arts.”
David Garfinkel
“The World’s Greatest Copywriting Coach”“Daniel is too much of an egomaniac for my taste. But to each their own.”
Bob Bly
Legendary copywriter called “America’s top copywriter” by McGraw-Hill (and one of my earliest copy inspirations)“Darling, I don’t really get what you’re talking about in your emails, but I just know there couldn’t be anyone in the world better at — oh, what was that thing you do, honey? Copyright? — than MY Daniel.”
My Mother
Wife of my Dad“A wacky, wacky man of tremendous talent.”
Justin Blackman
World’s #1 expert on brand voice“Daniel Throssell and all discussions related to Daniel Throssell are permanently banned from r/copywriting.”
r/copywriting
The official Rule #9 of r/copywriting, circa August 2021“Daniel Throssell is doing something completely new and different in copywriting. The voice, the graphics, the breaking the fourth wall… all of it is engaging and compelling and fresh.”
Marcella Allison
A- List Copywriter“I love the way you approach copy … and the cool new IP you’re bringing to the industry.”
Lukas Resheske
A-List Copywriter“Daniel Throssell? Never heard of her.”
Shawn Twing
Modern Marketing System(Yep, he really did say this to me
😆 don’t worry we’re friends)
“Dan this is BRILLIANT. Brillliant. Exceptional! You’ve hit it out of the park.”
Mia Freedman
Founder of the Australian Mamamia media empire“There’s no other copywriter on the planet I wish sent more emails.”
Lorrie Morgan
A-List Copywriter“Australia’s top copywriter”
Troy Broussard
Inventor of the BerserkerMail & Learnistic platforms & leading Infusionsoft expert“I think I’m in love with you … I don’t think there’s anyone better at email than you.”
Derek Johanson
Creator of CopyHour“Just one of Daniel’s emails could kill a 14th century peasant instantly.”
Jimmy Parent
Persuasion Scientist“Daniel is one of the best copywriters — and thinkers — I’ve ever had the pleasure of working with.”
Eddie Shleyner
VeryGoodCopy“THE most entertaining copywriter in the world.”
Troy Ericson
Lead Paramedic“Trust me on this. After reading Daniel’s stuff … you’ll unsubscribe to other people’s lists to make room for him.”
Shiv Shetti
Copywriting Coach“I’ve never seen someone approach a copywriting job the way you did! My team and I reviewed your work and loved it.”
Maneesh Sethi
Pavlok CEO“He’s been called the best copywriter in Australia and I’m not going to disagree.”
John McIntyre
“The Autoresponder Guy”“I’ve honestly never seen anyone write emails that are as engaging and fun as yours. I read them every day to try to crack the code of how you do it.”
John Bejakovic
Email copywriterBut … who cares if those guys think I’m great, right? Just click here to see for yourself what all the fuss is about.
And lastly, if you’re a freelance copywriter, my daily copywriting tips are probably gonna become your new favourite email to open.
Why?
Firstly, because my copywriting tips rock.
But also … my style is pretty much unique.
On my list, you’ll see a brand new way of writing copy that I guarantee NOBODY else has shown you (because in many cases, I invented it).
Oh?
You think I exaggerate?
Well, I do have a penchant for that.
But if you doubt me…
Perhaps you will hearken to the legendary Drayton Bird — who DAVID FREAKING OGILVY said “knows more about direct marketing than anyone in the world“!!! — who has said of one of my emails:
“There is nothing new under the sun, they say, but on Monday I saw something entirely new in the realm of copywriting. I suggest you study [Daniel’s email] carefully. It astonished me.”
Drayton Bird
Former Vice Chairman, Ogilvy & Mather (David Ogilvy’s Right-Hand Man)(And yes, you get to see the email he was talking about when you subscribe)
So basically … my emails are like a daily dose of entertaining, mind-expanding, addictive sales copy:
“You make me automatically unsubscribe from so many other lists because you are my new standard”
“Daniel Throssell’s emails are literally the f***ing best”
“This is the best damn welcome email I have ever read.”
“Your emails are the first thing I read every morning while drinking my coffee”
“This list is like Mortal Kombat — brutal, uncensored, but pure”
“By far the best email I have read in a long time — maybe ever”
“You are the best … an Einstein of copywriting”
So if you’re NOT on my email list…
…well, what the heck?
Even without all the bonuses, my email list is a no-brainer for anyone serious about email copywriting.
And with this giveaway…
(Where I am making an offer that genuinely makes me uncomfortable, since I am giving away truly valuable content, from courses I actually make a lot of money from selling…)
Well, I honestly don’t see how you can call yourself a copywriter and not even try opting in to check it out.
And besides…
You’ve literally just read over 3,000 words of copy from me.
If you’ve enjoyed this, trust me:
The emails are even better 😉
So, one last time…
Here’s where you can: