The TL;DR…

1. Opt in to my email list within 48 hours of when Zachary sent his email about me (must NOT use fake details or a ‘throwaway’ email)

2. Stay on my list for at least 72 hours (so Stockholm syndrome can kick in)

3. You will then receive a rare & valuable collection of copywriting and email marketing training (that you would normally need to pay $3,055 to get) totally FREE

FREE Bonus #1:

“How To Sitcom-ise A Sales Email”

A “Before-Your-Eyes” Demonstration Of How To Turn A BORING Email Story Into A Fun, Engaging “Sitcom Episode” Your Readers Almost Can’t HELP Bingeing Each Day!

If you want to know how to turn flat, ignorable “story-based” emails into something your subscribers LOOK FOR in their inboxes each day, you’ll love this:

In this punchy little 19-minute video training — ripped straight out of my $555 storytelling course, Email Storyteller — I reveal my “sitcom-isation” technique for doing just that.

You see me take a flat “story moment” email such as any email newsletter writer might write…

And then, before your eyes, I show you EXACTLY how to transform it into an “episode” of a daily “sitcom” your readers are watching — complete with characterisation, humour, personality, and more.

(This is, by the way, the exact same technique I use on my OWN emails, to make them so engaging and fun to read — as you are going to find out once you subscribe to get all these precious bonuses 😉)

Of course, this valuable training also would NORMALLY cost you $555 to learn, since the ONLY place I teach it is inside Email Storyteller.

Orrrrrrrr…

You could learn it for FREE if you join my list today:

FREE Bonus #2:

“The Ultimate Campaign Conqueror Email Ideas Report & Swipe File”

A Field Report (Plucked Straight Out Of My $1,000 Campaign Conqueror Course) Featuring My 15 Highest-Converting Types Of Sales Emails To Send During An Email Sales Campaign

In this report, I reveal my 15 favourite types of emails to use during sales campaigns which have generated collectively millions of dollars for my business.

(Some of them are email concepts I have never seen anyone else using before, ever.)

What’s more…

You also get a full ‘swipe file’ of examples of each type of email — from actual sales campaigns that raked in cash — that you can model for your own promotions.

I normally reserve this resource exclusively for customers of my premium $1,000 launch course, Campaign Conqueror.

But for the next 48 hours…

Zackary’s readers (that’s you!) can get it for $1,000 inside Campaign Conqueror TOTALLY, ABSOLUTELY FREE — just by joining my list today::

FREE Bonus #3:

“The Market Detective Buyer Psychology Decoder Toolkit”

A Pro Copywriter’s Private “Toolkit” For Pinpointing Your Customers’ DEEPEST Motivations … And Uncovering The Real Desires They Don’t Know How To Voice

If you want to truly understand what makes people buy … you can’t afford to rely on surface-level insights, or AI-powered ‘research’ that’s easy to generate, but doesn’t truly represent what your market feels.

So I’ve put together this hand-picked toolkit of some of the BEST training on customer psychology from my most expensive product — my prestigious market research course Market Detective (normally an eye-watering $1,500).

These insights are hard-won from many years as an elite sales copywriter and business owner. You won’t find anyone else teaching:

• Why creating a “customer avatar” is often a complete WASTE of time… and what you should do instead

• How you can sell when your audience doesn’t realise they have a problem in the first place (without nurturing them on social media for months)

• How to find the DEEPEST pain that drives someone to buy (which they often don’t know themselves, and will even tell you the direct OPPOSITE!)…

• Then, how to DECODE this misleading feedback to uncover what they’re really trying to say (I give you an over-the-shoulder demonstration AND show you how to turn it into killer sales copy on the fly)

• Plus my personal ‘master list’ of these true buyer motivations (I spent months putting this list together, and believe every purchase decision in history can be traced to one of the 27 core reasons on this list)

Again … all the above training would usually cost you $1,500 to access, as part of Market Detective.

But opt in to my list in the next 48 hours… and instead of paying $1,500 for Market Detective, I’ll give it to you for FREE:

BONUS Experience For Opting In:

The Parallel Welcome Sequence

My TOTALLY Unique Twist On The Traditional ‘Autoresponder’ — Turning A Boring ‘Welcome Sequence’ Into An Interactive Copywriting-Themed ADVENTURE

What if your email sequence had a “magic timer” … that sent your next email at the exact moment someone was checking their inbox?

Your new subscriber picks up their phone …

They start reading emails in their inbox … and …

PING!

Oh look! There’s your new email. Right at the top of their inbox.

You reckon that if you could do that, it might give your open rates and engagement a little bump?

Well, you can.

And it’s called…

The “Parallel Welcome Sequence”.

I invented this concept in 2020 — and it has somewhat taken the industry by storm.

I’ve taught the concept on Rich Schefren’s Steal Our Winners, David Garfinkel’s Copywriters Podcast, Rob & Kira’s The Copywriter Club podcast, and many more.

My sequence literally keeps some new subscribers reading for hours on end…

…because I managed to DESTROY traditional ideas of what a welcome sequence ‘should’ be … and turn mine into an illustrated, interactive, copywriting-themed adventure.

Yet I don’t want to spoil it for you here.

(Since hopefully, you will be experiencing it for yourself in the next few minutes.)

But I’ll promise you this:

The moment you click the ‘Begin Adventure’ button on my opt-in page…

You will be shown an opt-in experience unlike any other email list you have ever seen.

Trust me. It will quite likely blow your mind.

But to see it, you’ll have to…