This morning I got this amusing reply to my famed welcome email:
You look like f*cking Christiano Ronaldo on that opt-in page, you Aussie Aussie Aussie!
Except he’s more handsome. 😃
Lol…that welcome email is 🍌s.
Looking forward to more from you.
Oh, and buying something, too.
So sadly, no.
It would appear I am not the best-looking marketer in Australia.
(At least, as judged by famed World Sexiness Coach “H.”)
I’m glad she didn’t say that, either, because I am a faithful man.
And if I had been praised for my good looks in a private email by a woman, I would have felt obliged to show it to my wife.
And then she would cross her arms and glare at me and probably tell me to put a less attractive picture on my home page.
… but again, this is all moot because I got nothin’ on Cristiano Ronaldo, so we good 🤓
Now, if you joined my list before a few months ago, and you never saw my welcome email (it starts with “You open your eyes. It’s dark …”)
… well you, my friend, are MISSING OUT.
(Seriously, check out a few of the testimonials on my home page for that thing.)
Because as you can see … in some cases, ONE email can be good enough to pre-sell someone on your products, sight unseen!
Of course, most people squander this opportunity.
They have no idea how to do a good welcome email. And they waste the chance.
But with my help — you can be different.
So if you’d like to have the not-quite-best-looking d*mn marketer in Australia help create a welcome email for YOU that has people asking to buy your stuff the moment they subscribe …
I can’t guarantee people will write in to praise your good looks, though.