Here’s how this works:
In less than 60 seconds, you’ll be enjoying wild copywriting adventures…
(Illustrations in progress — more to come soon!)
Allies to help you…
In your fight against the, uh, giant copywriting monsters trying to kill you … heh, heh 😅
An interactive, video-game-inspired storyline…
Rare & valuable copywriting bonuses — like training, copy swipes & templates — to unlock…
(Also in progress — more items being added each week!)
All from the quirky copywriting maverick sometimes known as “Australia’s best copywriter”…
“Daniel, in my opinion, is one of the best copywriters in the world right now.”
Scott PapeAuthor of The Barefoot Investor, the bestselling book in Australian history
“One of Australia’s top copywriters“
Ben SettleEmail copywriting expert
(From email, 21/4/20)
Ramit SethiAuthor of the #1 NYT bestseller, I Will Teach You To Be Rich
“You are a force!”
Brian KurtzExecutive VP, Boardroom
“Omg, I lol’ed … great entertainment value on a Friday night after a nice steak dinner and wine.”
Kim Krause SchwalmA-list copywriter
“If you’re looking for master copywriters to study … Daniel Throssell should be on your short list.”
“Daniel is a damn serious — and damn good — practitioner of the copywriting arts.”
David Garfinkel“The World’s Greatest Copywriting Coach” & host of the Copywriters Podcast
“A wacky, wacky man of tremendous talent.“
Justin BlackmanPretty Fly Copy
“Daniel is actually really funny … and he’s doing some innovative stuff, style-wise that I haven’t seen before.“
Chris OrzechowskiEmail copywriter
“I never saw anything like this in my life.“
Drayton BirdFormer Vice Chairman, Ogilvy & Mather (David Ogilvy’s Right-Hand Man)
“Daniel is one of the best copywriters — and thinkers — I’ve ever had the pleasure of working with.“
Eddie ShleynerFounder, VeryGoodCopy
“I seriously think you might be the best copywriter in the game right now.”
Robert AllenFormer copywriter for I Will Teach You To Be Rich
“I’ve honestly never seen anyone write emails that are as engaging and fun as yours.“
John Bejakovic“The most underrated email list in copywriting”
“I love the way you approach copy … and the cool new IP you’re bringing to the industry, like your Parallel Welcome Sequence.”
Lukas ResheskeEmail copywriter
“THE most entertaining copywriter in the world.”
Troy EricsonLead Paramedic
“Trust me on this. After reading Daniel’s stuff … you’ll unsubscribe to other people’s lists to make room for him.”
Shiv ShettiCreator of the ‘Flaming Camel’ system
“He’s been called the best copywriter in Australia and I’m not going to disagree.”
John McIntyre“The Autoresponder Guy”
You need to confirm your email!
The adventure doesn’t begin until you go to your inbox, and look for the email titled:
In that email is a link.
You must find that link.
You must click that link.
And then … only then … will you receive my notorious welcome email:
The Dark Room
(the world’s most unusual welcome email)
Trust me … it lives up to its reputation.
But you’re not out of the woods yet. You’ve got to click that confirmation link first.
Then watch your inbox for the first instalment … and be sure to click the ‘time-travel link’ when you get it.
And try your best to survive…