We burst into a large, circular room lined with computers and machinery.
I press a button on the wall, and…
With some awful groaning, the circular roof above us begins to split in two.
Meanwhile, the floor in the centre of the room opens up, and a large gun turret rises up from the ground, with a two-seat cockpit attached.
“It’s my Email Storyteller gun. I had it mounted here. Come on!” I wave, jumping in to one of the seats.
You jump into the other.
I press another button, and our turret rises up a good fifty feet … until we’re out the top of the ceiling.
You can’t believe what you’re seeing.
The scene outside the lab is total mayhem.
The AI robots’ lasers have scorched large parts of the island.
Beneath us, significant parts of my lab compound are in tatters.
Bullets strafe through the air around us.
“All right,” I say from beside you in the cockpit. “Let’s teach these typewriting toasters a lesson. No AI will EVER be able to tell a story the way I show you in Email Storyteller!“
I pull the trigger, and…
The Email Storyteller gun doesn’t fire a thing.
Instead, its screen flashes:
“Unauthorised User Detected”
I spin to look at you with wide eyes.
“It’s detected a non-paying user! You … did buy this course, right?”
“Not yet … you said it wasn’t even ready yet!”
“Oh … dear.”
And with the gun disabled, we look up in dismay to see…
A dozen 100-foot-tall copywriting AI robots converging on our location.
“Any bright ideas?” you hiss to me.
“I’m THINKING!” I snap back.
The surviving robots form a giant ring around our position, lasers up.
You close your eyes and sigh.
“Well, it’s been fun.”
Your eyes snap open at the sound of my voice…
…but I’m not in my chair.
Instead, you realise, I’ve climbed out of the cockpit … and onto the roof.
I stand there, surrounded by enormous copywriting robots with their lasers trained on me.
“Are you CRAZY?!?” you call out from below. “What are you DOING?!?”
“There’s only one way to defeat copywriting AI, and I’m going to show you what it is,” I call back.
Then I stand up to face the robots…
And call out a line so strange, you can hardly believe you heard it right…