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… oh, you’re still here?
I’m, uh, just the messenger, man. This page is just to catch your click so Daniel can tag you in the email system, and do whatever thing you clicked for.
The job description I read didn’t have anything to say about making conversation with randoms … *ahem* uh, I mean, valued guests of Daniel’s email list …
… sooooo …
… do you like … stuff?
Yeah.
I like … stuff.
😅
Tell you what. If you’re bored, why not spend some nervous energy browsing one of my sales pages?
We have many fine products on display at The Persuasive Page …
Like the Email Copywriting Compendium. (Code ‘CLICKERSWIN’ gets you a sneaky discount at checkout. ‘Cause you’re a clicker. I like clickers.)
Or Market Detective.
Or Inbox Detonator. (Or its smaller and cheaper cousin, the Inbox Detonator Bunker).
I am sure there will be something to tickle your fancy …