While the goo-‘roo has been preparing to devour you…
I’ve been making some preparations of my own.
Pulling out a pair of Ray-Ban sunglasses from a special case…
I swap them with my usual glasses, and…
WOP-WOP-WOP-WOP
With a Mario-style sound-effect…
I immediately double in size…
Until I’m the same size as the enormous goo-‘roo!
That is the strange sight you see behind the goo-‘roo.
I reach over and tap the goo-‘roo on the shoulder…
And as it turns to see what it is…
BAM!
I give it an uppercut that sends it reeling.
In response, the goo-‘roo pulls out a pair of boxing gloves from its pouch … and starts hopping from foot to foot.
And suddenly … it’s a guru-vs.-goo-‘roo boxing match royale!
The goo-‘roo swings wildly at me…
But I duck the blow…
And return a right hook that leaves the goo-‘roo out cold!
This time, though, it doesn’t get up.
You stand up and inspect the goo-‘roo.
It’s still twitching, and it somehow seems—
BLAM!
…ohhhh … kay.
It’s not twitching anymore.
One shot from my Email Copywriting Compendium shotgun has ensured that.
I remove the sunglasses … and instantly shrink back to normal size.
Twirling them in my finger, I begin the inevitable sales pitch at the end of these stories:
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You see…
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