As you turn and run from the gigasaur…
You see me draw a small magnifying glass out of my pocket, and toss it to you.
You catch it, and put it to your eye…
…and you can’t believe what you see.
Through the lens of the magnifying glass…
The walls of Market Research Maze just … disappear!
In every direction, there’s nothing but flat ground, and—
Not only that…
But you can see every golden research nugget marked with a giant arrow overhead!
“This is AMAZING!” you scream. “What IS this?!? It’s like … a shortcut to Market Research Maze!”
With a grin, I reply:
“Behold the power of my most fearsome and revered weapon … Market Detective!”
And then you remember:
“Don’t worry about that,” I say. “You go do your research. I’ll meet you on the outside. Leave our dinosaur friend here … to me.”
And with a crazed smile…
I unholster my Email Copywriting Compendium shotgun from off my back, and chamber a round…
And then you see me rush towards the gigasaur with gun raised and a crazed cry:
“BRING IT OOOOOOONNNNN!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!”
You don’t hang around to watch.
With the Market Detective magnifying glass still to your eye…
You take off sprinting through where a wall used to be, and start collecting the research nuggets you find.
In the distance, you hear the roars of the gigasaur … and the mad cackling (and Compendium shotgun blasts) of me battling it.
You finish your research in record time…
And find your way back to the exit of Market Research Maze with ease, with a basket full of shiny, golden research nuggets.
You find me there, grinning.
“She’s a beauty, eh? Market Detective.”
I grab the magnifying glass back from you.
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With a breath, I continue:
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And as I finish speaking…
A button linking you to the sales page appears.
Since this is the Parallel Welcome Sequence, you know your next email is also waiting in your inbox.
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