(Okay, I’m running out of spellings for the noise that time-travel remotes make, all right?)
You are currently being warped forward through time toward another email.
Unfortunately, these remotes only work on two things: the person using them, and my emails. So aside from receiving this email, you probably won’t notice any other side-effects of the time travel.
Except … you’re going to die a day earlier now. Sorry, I should have mentioned that before I gave you this thing … you haven’t been using it a lot, have you?
Sure hope not.
Anyway, enough of this idle chat. There should be an email in your inbox about “Apple’s Secret C.R.A.P. Department“.
I know, right? How’d I get THAT out of the Apple Watch thing?
Oh, you’ll see …