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Don’t open this long, creepy welcome email until you’re alone somewhere
You open your eyes. It’s dark, and you’re strapped to a chair. Your head is throbbing, like you’ve been hit. You tug on your right arm. It won’t budge. Same for the left. …
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The dangers of ‘rubbish truck jackpot’ list-building
I was typing away on my laptop when I heard a commotion brewing. “Oh, no, Eli! We DON’T put those in there!” Hayley’s voice echoed through the house. I had a bad feeling about where this was …
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Well that sucks
I was not the happiest person in the world when I woke up to see this subject line in my inbox: “How to sell HARD without being salesy” Hmm, that looks familiar. Where’ve I seen that …
The best margherita pizza ever?
Last night I had a very special pizza for dinner. For this was not just any old pizza. Not by a long shot. No. I had the Best Margherita Pizza … Ever! (Seriously. That’s legitimately what it …
Why the Easter Bunny is probably broke
I think I need to calm down a bit. These last two days, I’ve just been offending people left, right and centre with these emails. I mean, first I get people upset that I’m talking about Jesus … …
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