Below are all the ‘interim’ stories in the Parallel Welcome Sequence I invented to ‘onboard’ new subscribers to my email list at The Persuasive Page.
If you missed any you can check them out here:
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The Dark Room (the world’s most unusual welcome email)
Parallel story:
Welcome To My Parallel World (Oh Yeah, It Has Giant Lions)
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My 20 rules for email funnels
Parallel story:
Falling Into Class
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My Revised 1st Law of Copywriting
Parallel story:
The Giga-Hamster
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Copywriting hamsters (yes, really)
Parallel story:
The Sea Of Sameness
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Apple’s Secret C.R.A.P. Department
Parallel story:
Attack of the Copywriting AI (AI Arc, Part I)
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14 words that landed me a $12,000 copywriting gig
Parallel story:
Upwork in One Hour Sales Page
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5 steps to quit your job for copywriting
Parallel story:
Destroying Copywriting AI Skynet (AI Arc, Part II)
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The Airport Incident
Parallel story:
The Airport Incident (continued)
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Please unsubscribe
Parallel story:
The Lab Becomes An Arena
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Copywriting Fight Club
Parallel story:
The Goo-‘Roo
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The Great Opt-In Box Schoolyard Brawl
Parallel story:
Stranded 10,000,000 Years In The Future
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The ‘Orange Ice-Cream Van’ List-Building Strategy
Parallel story:
Mutant Gorilla-Beasts Attack (10 Million Years Arc, Part II)
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Why 6pm is not a good time to send emails
Parallel story:
The Biggest Dang Sniper Rifle You Ever Saw (10 Million Years Arc, Part III)
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The Japanese ‘raito-hededdo’ market research rule
Parallel story:
The Toucan (Guru Quest Arc, Part I)
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Reddit’s most hated copywriter
Parallel story:
Meet My Wife, The Doctor (Guru Quest Arc, Part II)
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r/copywriting gives an unemployed guy advice and it’s stupid
Parallel story:
The Expedition To Save Your Left Arm (Guru Quest Arc, Part III)
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Watch me write a sales email for a client in 20 minutes
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Epilogue: After The Island